Signing Out

Being a law student, I could say, was the best experience I've ever had. Woke up at 07.15 a.m. to attend a 07.15 a.m. class, did palaWAR to get the absolute-A-level classes (I once called this as the implementation of the jus ad bellum & jus in bello in real life), made laws or legal draftings or whatever you name it (I got B on Perancangan Undang-undang's Class, while others got C. So proud of myself). Never thought that the law school'd be this fun. Lol. Just kidding.

I once watched Legally Blonde (a very lawyerish thing) and found sth interesting—which was then called a hypothesis—& wrote that on my legal memo before the day one I ever stepped my feet @ faculty of law, i.e. "law school is for boring, and ugly, and serious person." After all the research I did, I finally found that the "law school is for boring, and ugly, and serious person" should be treated as void ab initio. I mean, Harvard probably is, but my campus??? ?? ???? My law school provides not only smart-ass living beings but also produces lots of good looking assholes oH My G00000d. I mean, have u ever seen a living thing at 07.15 a.m. in the morning with a commercial-hair-level? Wore a high quality fabric? In a pair of Gucci? They look so damn good like "yo dummies, I was born to be a top tier lawyer."

*In my case, wore the same yellow blouse for 3 consecutive days; paired with a literal-mom-jeans, a pair of classic oxford & a dark blue Jansport—to look like at least a proper law student—were classified as a lawyer-lookin-in action as well, ummmm, have u ever seen a humanitarian lawyer? They don't even have time to breathe.*

My responsibility as a law student has finally come to an end. By this writting, I am going to say goodbye to:

1. Gd. 1, Gd. 2, Gd. 3, Gd. 4, Gd. 5, Gd. 6, Gd. 7
2. Palawa
3. Kantin Fisipol
4. Fisipmol (a.k.a fisipmart)
5. Maskam
6. Bunderan
7. Perpustaakan pusat and its people (Bapak Sirkulasi, thank you so much for always give me loker paling bawah since you know I am smol and vulnerable).
8. Mas Rangga
9. Mas Rangga's tweets
10. Mas Rangga's Instagram
11. GSP
12. Taman Kearifan (and its bukit dua batu with literal-dua-batu which f-ugly and I hate it but at least you've tried your best and for that I give you A-).
13. Parkiran Foodpark, (one day I almost kesetrum but ngga jadi because Allah loves me too much it sometimes got me thinking why).
14. And other "inter alias" that I forget to mention one by one because my brain has its limit.

Thank you so very much y'all (esp. Fakultas Hukum),
Without whom I cannot be.
Viva, viva justicia!

Yogyakarta, April 28th 2019

Officially a LL.B.